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Humour No crops on inland drive, and fewer signs of Canberra political life

Humour Car polishing buffs get to zone out in solitude with a beer or two.

Humour Lenny didn't like governments so took throne in his own province.

Lifestyle Cow cockies' joy turned to despair as the water kept coming.

Humour Only things certain in life are death, taxes and Iced Vovos.

Humour Thankfully days of teachers lobbing dusters at students are over.

Opinion No getting dressed up today, but you are welcome to the Ocker Oath.

Humour New version of childhood game teaches tactics without the biff.

Humour It's a red alert for anyone heading into the sun this summer.

Humour Is turning up to kindy for a year really considered an achievement?

Humour Dreading a spot of bother after summers roasting under UV rays.

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Humour Laidback turtle travellers are annnoying - but also generate envy.

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Humour Witnessing the power of a certain four-letter word brightens day.

Lifestyle The war to end all wars failed to do that, and we still pay price.

Humour Parental control has come a long way since Guy Fawkes Night.

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Humour Soon a tank of petrol will be worth its weight in gold

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Humour Swoop upon the opportunity to stare fear in the face.

Humour Upstage other narcissists with smart backdrops.

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Humour Made in China use to be special, now it's just cheap and nasty.

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Opinion I don't make a habit of pedalling into speeding traffic.

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